Fauxgirls!

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=80 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" bgproperties="fixed" background="04000500dvldtc.png"> <div> <I>San Francisco's Favorite Drag Revue</I></div> <div> <I>NOW IN OUR </I><I><B>NINTH</B></I><I><B> </B></I><I><B>YEAR!</B></I></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" background="041d2c00dvldtc.png"> <div> <I><IMG SRC="9b1b2740.jpg" border=0 width="178" height="116" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></I></div> <div> <A HREF="index_m.htm#our_new_schedule" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Fauxgirls! "><U><B>Current Schedule</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Meet the Fauxgirls!"><U><B>Meet the Fauxgirls!</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Guest Stars"><U><B>Guest Stars</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Showtime!"><U><B>Showtime!</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id24.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Legend"><U><B>The Legend</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id20.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Fauxgirls Gallery"><U><B>Fauxgirls Gallery</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact us"><U><B>Contact Us</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id23.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Links"><U><B>Links</B></U></A></div> </td> <td valign="top" height=400 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <I> <A NAME="top"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></I><I>    </I></div> <div>   <FONT SIZE="7" COLOR="#FF00FF" FACE="Lucida Calligraphy" ><IMG SRC="700e6150.jpg" border=0 width="486" height="277" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></FONT></div> <div> <I><B>Drag Cabaret at its Best!</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <B>LOOK FOR US  ON THE </B><B><U>THIRD</U></B><B> SATURDAY </B></div> <div> <B>OF EVERY MONTH AT KIMO'S PENTHOUSE LOUNGE!</B></div> <bR> <div> We are now performing regularly at Kimo's Penthouse Lounge - - the same place where we started our predecessor show, <I>En Drag</I>, way back in 1996!   The new owners of Kimo's are bringing quality drag back to Polk Street, and that means San Francisco's Favorite Drag Revue, <I>Fauxgirls!   </I></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#CC9900" FACE="Arial" > <A NAME="our_new_schedule"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></FONT><B>OUR CURRENT SCHED</B><B>ULE:</B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B><U>SATURDAY, JULY 18, 2009:</U></B></div> <div> <B>Showtime at 10:00 pm.    The fabulous Shelly Wilde rejoins our cast!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><U>SATURDAY, AUGUST 15, 2009:</U></B></div> <div> <B>Showtime at 10:00 pm.    </B></div> <div> <B>     </B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <I><B>FLASH!!</B></I></div> <div> <B> NO COVER CHARGE!</B></div> <div> <B>Yes, that's right . . . we know the economy just isn't that good right now, and it's tough to lay out 10 bucks apiece, even for San Francisco's Favorite Drag Revue!  So rather than decrease the cover charge, we've just scrapped it altogether; instead, we will have a tip jar at the door, so that if you like the show, you can drop in some cash on the way out, and help us pay these girls what they are worth!       </B></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>CAST CHANGES!</B></div> <div> <B>Yes, everything old is new again!  The fabulous Shelly Wilde, our very own Liza Minelli, is returning to </B><I><B>Fauxgirls! </B></I><B>starting in July!   But unfortunately, we have to take the good with the bad:  at the same time we are gaining Shelly, we are losing Mini Minerva, who has decided that, after almost eight years with </B><I><B>Fauxgirls!</B></I><B> it is time to move on.   We are very sorry to lose her, but we're very glad we had her with us as long as we did, and we wish her the best!</B></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>OUR HOME:</B></div> <div> <B>Kimo's is located at 1351 Polk Street, at Pine, one block from the Holiday Inn Golden Gateway Hotel, and only a few blocks from the Cathedral Hill Hotel.  There is a city parking garage one block away at Bush and Polk, and there are many fine restaurants within a few blocks, including our favorite, The Grubstake, right around the corner on Pine Street.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Reservations are suggested, due to limited seating, and the fact that our showroom tends to fill up fast at showtime.  </B><B> You may make reservations through this website, by e-mail to </B><A HREF="mailto:reservations@fauxgirls.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:reservations@fauxgirls.com"><U><B>reservations@fauxgirls.com</B></U></A><B> (ignore the spam warning - - we have an aggressive spam filter, but we will get  your message nonetheless).   You may also reserve by telephone to 415-695-1239.  Please leave us your name, the date of the reservation, number of seats desired and a contact phone number or e-mail address.  We will confirm all reservations.    Reservations will be held until showtime.    </B><I><B><U>On show nights, please call Kimo's directly at 415-885-4535.</U></B></I><I><B>   </B></I><B>You must be 21 to enter the club.  </B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="9555eee0.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="238" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>Kimo's at Polk and Pine</B></div> <div> <I><B>(our showroom is upstairs)</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <B>We are not, of course,  the only drag show in town - - and if you want to see a good show at a time we are not performing, we recommend the following:  the excellent show put on by our friendly rivals, the</B><I><B> Hott Boxx Girls,</B></I><B> every Friday and Saturday night at 10:00 pm at Aunt Charlie's Lounge, as well as Donna Sachet's outstanding </B><I><B>Sunday's a Drag</B></I><B> brunch show at the famous Starlight Room.   Anna Conda also presents </B><I><B>Charlie Horse</B></I><B> every Friday night at Midnight at The Cinch Saloon, with drag ranging from the classic to the outrageous!  And for the more adventurous, there is the </B><I><B>Midnight Show</B></I><B> every Friday and Saturday night at Divas!   More information about these shows can be found by visiting their websites through our "</B><A HREF="id23.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Links"><U><B>Links</B></U></A><B>" page. </B></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>WE'RE AVAILABLE:</B></div> <div> <B>We'd love to put together a special show for your party, celebration or event!  (And we're especially fond of bachelorette parties, either at our place or yours!)  Our </B><I><B>Fauxgirls!</B></I><B> revue is portable, and we'll go anywhere in the Bay Area  to bring our show to you.   And if you have a smaller event, you can also book just one or two performers!   So come on over to our "</B><A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact us"><U><B>Contact Us</B></U></A><B>" page, and we'll get working on a special show for you right away!  </B></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <I><B>SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:</B></I></div> <div> <B>Victoria is now bartending at Divas, the well-known transgender bar and nightclub, located at 1081 Post Street, at Polk.  Victoria is behind the bar every Saturday and Sunday from noon to 7:00 pm, so please drop by and say hello!  Victoria also hosts the </B><I><B>Talent Tuesday</B></I><B> show at Divas, every Tuesday night, starting at 11:00 pm!   AND, Victoria is now hosting the Friday Midnight Show, every other week, alternating with Tiger Lily!   </B><B>Click</B><A HREF="http://home.earthlink.net/~vwest" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://home.earthlink.net/~vwest"><U><B> here</B></U></A><B> to go to Victoria's personal website for more info!  And y</B><B>ou can visit the Divas website at </B><A HREF="http://www.divassf.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.divassf.com"><U><B>www.divassf.com.</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>  </B></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>B</B><A HREF="#top" TITLE="Fauxgirls! 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