Fauxgirls!

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=80 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" bgproperties="fixed" background="04000500dvldtc.png"> <div> <I>San Francisco's Favorite Drag Revue</I></div> <div> <I>NOW IN OUR </I><I><B>SEVENTH</B></I><I><B> </B></I><I>YEAR!</I></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" background="041d2c00dvldtc.png"> <div> <I><IMG SRC="8b7ab950.jpg" border=0 width="171" height="149" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></I></div> <div> <A HREF="index_m.htm#our_new_schedule" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Fauxgirls! 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AT KIMO'S!</B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>LOOK FOR US NOW ON THE </B><B><U>THIRD</U></B><B> SATURDAY </B></div> <div> <B>OF EVERY MONTH AT KIMO'S!</B></div> <bR> <div> We are now performing regularly at Kimo's Penthouse Lounge - - the same place where we started our predecessor show, <I>En Drag</I>, way back in 1996!   The new owners of Kimo's are bringing quality drag back to Polk Street, and that means San Francisco's Favorite Drag Revue, <I>Fauxgirls!   </I></div> <div> As much as we loved performing at the Deco Lounge, we simply could not pass up the invitation to return to what we have always considered our spiritual home . . . many of our performers started at Kimo's, and we have always had fond memories of the lovely upstairs showroom, now newly remodeled, and with a restyled service bar right in the showroom!  </div> <div> Our last show at the Deco Lounge was on March 22, and we sincerely thank David Kapp and the staff of Deco Lounge (especially our bartenders Ron, David and Roger) for a fabulous year at a fabulous club!  (And you'll still see Victoria there occasionally as cocktail waitress and performer!)  You can find a link for the Deco website on our "links" page.</div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#CC9900" FACE="Arial" > <A NAME="our_new_schedule"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></FONT><B>OUR CURRENT SCHED</B><B>ULE:</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><U>SATURDAY, MAY 17, 2008:</U></B></div> <div> <B>We move to the </B><B><U>Third</U></B><B> Saturday of the month at Kimo's . . . showtime at 10:00 pm.   Nomi More returns as our Special Guest Star!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><U>SATURDAY, JUNE 21, 2008:</U></B></div> <div> <B>Showtime at 10:00 pm.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><U>SATURDAY, JULY 19, 2008:</U></B></div> <div> <B>Showtime at 10:00 pm.</B></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>OUR NEW HOME:</B></div> <div> <B>Kimo's is located at 1351 Polk Street, at Pine, one block from the Holiday Inn Golden Gateway Hotel.  There is a city parking garage one block away at Bush and Polk, and there are many fine restaurants within a few blocks, including our favorite, The Grubstake, right around the corner on Pine Street.</B></div> <div> <B>There will be some changes in our new venue.  One advantage is that Kimo's does take credit cards (Visa/Mastercard only), though we do not . . . yes, we have finally had to bow to economic reality; while we have offered a free show for over six years, this has been a luxury we can simply no longer afford, and so we are now charging a cover for our show, of $10 per person.  However, we are offering discounts for groups of six or more, and a special "two-for-one" discount for those who make reservations 24 hours or more before showtime.  </B><B> You may make your reservations through this website by e-mail to </B><A HREF="mailto:reservations@fauxgirls.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:reservations@fauxgirls.com"><U><B>reservations@fauxgirls.com</B></U></A><B> (ignore the spam warning - - we have an aggressive spam filter, but we will get  your message nonetheless).   You may also reserve by telephone to 415-621-3158.  Please leave us your name, the date of the reservation, number of seats desired and a contact phone number or e-mail address.  We will confirm all reservations.  </B><I><B> </B></I><I><B><U>On show nights, please call Kimo's directly at 415-885-4535.</U></B></I><I><B>  </B></I></div> <div> <B>Our first show at Kimo's on April 26 was SRO,  so get your reservations in early!  Reservations will be held until 10 minutes before showtime, when they will be released on a "first come, first serve" basis.  You must be 21 to enter the club.</B></div> <div> <B>We have also returned to our 10:00 pm showtime, based on scheduling considerations at Kimo's . . . we apologize if this inconveniences anyone, but this change was necessary.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="9555eee0.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="238" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>Kimo's at Polk and Pine</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>We are not, of course,  the only drag show in town - - and if you want to see a good show at a time we are not performing, we recommend the following:  the excellent show put on by our friendly rivals, the</B><I><B> Hott Boxx Girls,</B></I><B> every Friday and Saturday night at 10:00 pm at Aunt Charlie's Lounge, as well as Donna Sachet's outstanding </B><I><B>Sunday's a Drag</B></I><B> brunch show at the famous Starlight Room.  Popular </B><I><B>Fauxgirls</B></I><B> Guest Star Anna Conda also presents </B><I><B>Charlie Horse</B></I><B> every Friday night at Midnight at The Cinch Saloon, with drag ranging from the classic to the outrageous!  And for the more adventurous, there is the </B><I><B>Midnight Show</B></I><B> every Friday and Saturday night at Divas!   More information about these shows can be found by visiting their websites through our "</B><A HREF="id23.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Links"><U><B>Links</B></U></A><B>" page. </B></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>WE'RE AVAILABLE:</B></div> <div> <B>We'd love to put together a special show for your party, celebration or event!  (And we're especially fond of bachelorette parties, either at our place or yours!)  Our </B><I><B>Fauxgirls!</B></I><B> revue is portable, and we'll go anywhere in the Bay Area  to bring our show to you.   And if you have a smaller event, you can also book just one or two performers!   So come on over to our "</B><A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact us"><U><B>Contact Us</B></U></A><B>" page, and we'll get working on a special show for you right away!  </B></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <I><B>SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS:</B></I></div> <div> <B>Victoria is now bartending at Divas, the well-known transgender bar and nightclub, located at 1081 Post Street, at Polk.  Victoria is behind the bar every Saturday and Sunday from noon to 7:00 pm, so please drop by and say hello!  Victoria also hosts the </B><I><B>Talent Tuesday</B></I><B> show at Divas, every Tuesday night, starting at 11:00 pm!   AND, Victoria is now hosting the Friday Midnight Show, every other week, alternating with Tiger Lily!  </B></div> <div> <B>Click</B><A HREF="http://home.earthlink.net/~vwest" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://home.earthlink.net/~vwest"><U><B> here</B></U></A><B> to go to Victoria's personal website for more info!  And y</B><B>ou can visit the Divas website at </B><A HREF="http://www.divassf.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.divassf.com"><U><B>www.divassf.com.</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>  </B></div> <div> <B>  </B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <I><B>. . . AND ANOTHER SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:</B></I></div> <div> <B>Our friendly rivals at Aunt Charlie's Lounge now have a midweek show, </B><I><B>Dream Queens, </B></I><B>in addition to  their regular weekend shows.   Join the fun at 9:00 pm, every second and fourth Wednesday night.    </B><B> For more information, go to our "</B><A HREF="id23.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Links"><U><B>Links</B></U></A><B>" page to visit Aunt Charlie's website.</B></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>B</B><A HREF="#top" TITLE="Fauxgirls! "><U><B>ack to Top</B></U></A></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>